(Rec''d by email from Arben)

Subject: Upgrading Girlfriend5.0 to Wife1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend5.0 to Wife1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights10.3, Basketball5.0, BeerWithBuddies7.5, and Outings3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can''t seem to keep Wife1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I''m thinking about going back to Girlfriend5.0, but the ''uninstall'' doesn''t work on Wife1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"



REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend5.0 to Wife1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife1.0 and to return to Girlfriend5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend5.0 because Wife1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support)

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean2.5, Sweep3.0, Cook1.5 and DoLaundry4.2 ... However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag9.5.

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Electronics2.1 and Jewelery5.0

STATUTORY WARNING :
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt3.3. This application is not supported by Wife1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support